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Joke of the Day

"What's ISIS's favourite song? Niggas in Paris"

"What is rhubarb? Celery with high blood pressure."

"NSFW how did the mother know her daughter was on her period? Daddy's dick tasted funny"

"Mary had a little lamb... Boy, was she surprised."

"I wondered how the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

"Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones."

"Let the bodies hit the floor? Ok but first let me put down some plastic this is new carpet I don't want to ruin it my mom will be pissed"

"What did Hitler say when he got a 10 kill streak? Get reiched."

"Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ? Pupil : A fight !"