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Joke of the Day

"Me: ""I really like this car"" Salesman: ""Yeah and it also has a latch in case someone gets stuck in the trunk!"" Me: ""Eh, what else ya got?"""

"What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes? A redditor"

"How to tell if an orange likes to party Just Invitamin-C."

"Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!"

"I have to say the best part about being over 30 is how short and easy hangovers get. Haha, kidding, it's 7PM and I'm actively hoping to die."

"I walked up to a lady and asked... ...""Can I smell your feet?"" ""No."" ""Oh,"" I said, ""Must be your pussy I smell then."""

"You can tell a lot about a man by the way he calls off the wedding and starts dating your brother."

"Words: For when an emoticon just isn't enough."

"Every single morning I get hit by the same bike... It's a vicious cycle."

"What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep."