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Joke of the Day
"What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!"
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"Church: Follow Jesus. Me: Does he follow back? Church: .. Me: .. Church: .. Me: Shoutout for shoutout??"
"McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer."
"What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !"
"What do you call a Nurse that specializes in male genitalia? A Pi-nurse."
"Not sure, but I think I just got to 3rd base with my toothbrush."
"My wife is an angel. All my friends are jealous because their wives are still alive."
"Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head is so far away from it's body."
"Little miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey... ...along came a spider that sat down beside her and said, ""what's in the bowl, bitch?"""
"Some relationships today will end over a ""Like"" on Facebook."