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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Nurse that specializes in male genitalia? A Pi-nurse."

"I recently bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"If Oliver Stone is being a stone and Michael Bay is being a bay, then what is Anthony Weiner being? Bullied"

"What do women and the square root of 2 have in common? They're both irrational."

"Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!"

"Why was Hitler doomed to fail? because jew wrongs don't make a riech"

"Why did Napoleon wear sleeves? For his armies"

"Just got out of the shower and lotioned up Unfortunately I'm not a chick so this won't get 624 faves"

"Facebook is developing a phone. And MySpace is working on a telegram"

"So you're in bed... So you're in bed with a hot girl to the right side of you and a gay man to the left of you. Who would you turn to face? be careful with whom you chose"