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Joke of the Day

"Church: Follow Jesus. Me: Does he follow back? Church: .. Me: .. Church: .. Me: Shoutout for shoutout??"

"A man goes to the doctor... The doctor says ""I've got good news and bad news. The good news is you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I should have told you yesterday..."""

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea."

"Do I hate when people answer their own questions? Yes."

"Conjugating verbs is great It's always in-tense"

"Someone outside the grocery store asked me if I had a few seconds to save the environment. I feel like it would take longer than that..."

"What do a pedophile and a Pokemon master have in common? They both have a collection of CP"

"They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away Though if you don't go see your doctor regularly for checkups, you're bananas!"

"Did you hear about the sign language translator at Nelson Mandela's funeral? Neither did his audience."

"I like my men how I like my rum Smooth, dark, rich, and with a bunch of coke."