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Joke of the Day

"Not sure, but I think I just got to 3rd base with my toothbrush."

"My sensitive toothpaste can't stop crying."

"The snack that smiles back! Children!"

"What would be the most useless superpower? How about the ability to go invisible, but it only works while you're playing a trumpet."

"If women want to be treated as equals to men, we're going to need to start seeing a lot more deadbeat moms and manizers."

"What do rocket scientists say about a task that is relatively easy? It's no social skills!"

"Wanted to make a voldemort joke but this whole subreddit nose it"

"Having trouble with your iPhone saying ""No Service""? Just put your shirt and shoes back on."

"I feel as though common sense should be referred to as the sense formerly known as common."

"Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!"