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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white asian who loves cola? Cokeasian."
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"I like my Xmas turkey like I like my ass With my grandmum's fists in it, pulling out the stuffing."
"What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper? ""What?"" ""You aren't coming to my house"""
"I asked my wife for sex recently... She said, ""No, it's a super moon, not a blue one""."
"[prehistoric times] MUM: When you get married, your husband will be the hunter DAUGHTER: So I gather"
"GUYS! You'll never guess what I just did for a Klondike Bar! I took my wallet out of my back pocket and gave the cashier $1.29, plus tax."
"You can just lean against anything, look down at your phone and toggle between your 1st and 2nd page of apps and you'll look pretty popular."
"Girl: I love Medieval Art Boy: Who doesn't? There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence?"
"Why can't British people go to North Korea? Nobody at the ticket counter knows what ""north career"" means"
"I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man."