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Joke of the Day
"I would rather read aloud the iTunes terms and conditions in Spanish than be at work today."
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"I'm not fat, i'm half-Bulemic. I eat everything i see, but i can't throw up."
"I wonder what my future wife is doing right now.. Hopefully modeling."
"School is like a boner, long and hard... Unless you're Asian..."
"I rang a gym yesterday and asked them if they could teach me to do the splits ""How flexible are you?"" they asked ""Well I can't do Tuesday's"""
"Me: Cleaning up is a superpower. Don't you want to be a superhero? 5-year-old: I'll just be a bad guy."
"I took a poetry class at an all-girls school It was called Girls Gone Wilde."
"Superman's first day at the daily planet. Boss: Since you're new, you might need supervision. Clark: I have that, superhearing too."
"Halloween Dress Code: Men: super hero, monster, funny thing, famous people. Women: super whore, monster whore, funny whore, famous whore"
"I love to play with my balls. I've been trying to meet a woman with the same hobby."