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Joke of the Day

"""Who am I kidding?"" - blind comedians"

"Pallbearers are Dead Lifters"

"Person 1: ""Have you seen that new movie about the tractor?"" Person 2: ""No, but the trailer looks good."""

"What's the difference between feminists and Nazis? The Nazis shaved."

"One day at a Stripper Club Stripper: ""The more you tip, the more I'll reveal!"" (*tips more money*) Stripper: ""Bush did 9/11!"""

"Seriously, if I were a manager at Burger King, my answer to every complaint would be, ""You're at Burger King."""

"How does the enthusiastic man eat his hot dog? With relish."

"My 42 yr old friend is dating a 24 yo guy, she caught him cheating so she took away his play station for a week"

"Hand 2 toddlers a poisoned cookie and tell them not to eat it, then leave for a day. Some would call that stupid. The Bible calls it Genesis"

"OMG guys just watched the news and those ""COEXIST"" bumper stickers totally aren't working :/"