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Joke of the Day
"What does an astronaut say when he's sorry? All my Apollo-gies."
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"Life on a trampoline isn't that bad. It's got its ups and downs."
"""I'm going to be a little bit late"" -people that are going to be very late"
"How did Moses make his tea? Hebrewed it"
"Guess I should've left..""Guest appearance on Cops"" off my resume"
"He died doing what he loved: checking to see if wolves are ticklish."
"What if Steven hawking is the real slim shady We'll never know because he can't stand up"
"I just got a girl pregnant, now ill finally have a little brother."
"What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car? The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car? Uber!"
"My grandma started walking 5 miles a day when she turned 60 Now she's 97 and no one has any idea where the hell she is"