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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dessert do ghosts always come back for?? A Boo Meringue"
Next Joke
"I so want to be in a relationship. I want to account for everything I do. Answer to someone when I come home late. And get dragged over the coals for not calling a hundred times a day."
"To think, millions of children go to bed every night without knowing what their Sleep Number is."
"What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment? Storming a castle."
"Did you hear about the guy who needed to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted."
"Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO? It was the Wong choice"
"Stepped into a spot this morning, where my dog had an accident. Unfortunately for her, taxidermy comes before training in the phone book"
"trying to write a mystery novel about a cat detective but I keep getting stumped every time he has to open a door"
"Which bear can dissolve in water? A polar bear"
"CARPET SALESMAN: [sighing, handing me another sample] What about this one for your bedroom? ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small"