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Joke of the Day

"What kind of dessert do ghosts always come back for?? A Boo Meringue"

"The human torch was denied a bank loan..."

"A parachutist died I didn't know him but his friend said he was a real ' down to earth' guy"

"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you behind and never comes back."

"The NFL was considering issuing small bats to the referees to ""knock"" the balls used for the Super Bowl to check for proper inflation... but then they realized that was queer."

"On my birthday, my family tried to surprise me with a car But they missed."

"I see your IQ test came back negative"

"we lost our power ""why?"" a transformer blew up by our house *eyes widen* ""that's awes-"" it's not as cool as it sounds"

"Have you guys seen the trailer for that new Moby Dick movie? I think it looks like a huge flop."

"Why are Fiat cars named as such? Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor."