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Joke of the Day

"I'll never forget my grandfathers last words to me before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said, ""Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone And then it dawned on me"

"What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of? One byte"

"Two Shitty Jokes What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre."

"Have you heard about the new broom they invented? Its sweeping the nation"

"Chuck Norris wanted to make jokes great again So he bought a trumpet for every time we make an horrible pun."

"My Dad's cat had a hernia operation The cat was laying there next to next to me and I asked "" What did they sew you up with?"" My Dad laughing so hard - as he said ""That's not funny!"" [Cat Gut]"

"Guys GUYS wait! Stay awake, for God's sake stay awake because I just found out if you die on Twitter YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE!"

"Breasts are like beer... Men may state a preference, but we'll take whatever's on tap."

"I'd like to give a shout out to protons- for keeping our community positive."