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Joke of the Day
"How do bees go to school? They take the buzz"
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"My grandpa died in the holocaust... He fell off the guard tower."
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure."
"So they told me I couldn't live in the gym but I told them... Squatters' rights."
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put him in the microwave til his Bill Withers."
"Dear Hollywood, When you adapt a book into a movie here's a novel idea: try reading it first for a change. Assholes."
"Which fast food joint is a euphemism for female masturbation? Jack in the box. (Jackin the box)"
"What do you call a black gynecologist? A gynecologist, you racist bastard!"
"an unfaithful man what does an unfaithful man say to his wife after having sex? I'll be home in half an hour."
"What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ? A beer-a-cuda !"