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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING NEWS: Texas A&M Library burns to ground... Both books were completely destroyed. The worst part is, one of them wasn't even colored in yet."

"Your momma is so dumb jokes your momma is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch"

"Did you hear about the cannibal lion? He swallowed his pride."

"Yo mama mouth so big she speaks in surround sound."

"My roommate said he was going to quite masterbating I asked how that was going. He said, ""I don't know man I just haven't been feeling myself."""

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? snow balls"

"Iron Man is a superhero Iron Woman is a command."

"Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test? Because the resemblance was uncanny."

"Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed !"

"I don't wanna get too political here, but I plan on voting for whichever candidate will do something about Meghan Trainor."