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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally sprayed spot remover on my dog... ...now he's gone."
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"If you take meat from a calf... ... it could either be veal or below-knee."
"When Oasis broke up, my girlfriend was so upset. I told her to stop crying her heart out."
"They say a woman does better research than the FBI... Good thing a man can hide secrets better than the CIA."
"What signal tells you that a politician is lying? The lips are moving"
"What do Dothraki use to count their horses? A Khalculator"
"I'm gonna open a store that sells three things; Axe Body Spray, Self-tanning lotion & chloroform & call it The Jersey Store"
"Russian history in five words ...and then it got worse"
"My uncle Died after having a stroke... right as he came he had a heart attack."
"Where do theatrical cats wear their gloves? On their... Dramatic Paws"