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Joke of the Day

"People who like ""The Bachelor"" are like racists; you know they're out there, but you just hope your friends don't feel that way."

"What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology? Relative dating"

"My sex life is like the internet. Full of lies"

"My sister is a mathematician... She celebrates 4/20 on January fifth because it's just simpler that way."

"What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician? With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed..."

"What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A nun falling down stairs"

"Soon every possible joke will be written on twitter and we will be forced to face our feelings."

"I just saw a squirrel dragging a wine bottle bag up a tree. I think I found my spirit animal."

"Ellen Pao stole my bike Who else could it have been"

"What does a jock douchebag and a strict catholic have in common? They're both obsessed with their mass every day."