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Joke of the Day

"I spent the whole day cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean trying to find out where my son hides his weed."

"What's two holes in a hole ? My nose up your ass."

"Buy her some chocolate If your girlfriend keeps on bugging you to buy her something, keep buying chocolate, it can put her to deep sleep forever."

"Ichabod Crane in the streets the headless horseman in the sheets"

"You know the difference between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean? Nobody will pay to watch a garbonzo bean"

"I asked a German girl her number. Apparently, it was 999-999-9999."

"A man entered his home and discovered that someone have stole all his lamps.... ...he was absolutely delighted."

"Why was the Amish prostitute shunned? Because she was up to three Mennonite."

"No matter how bored I get, I'll never be bored enough to go back and read through all the greeting cards I've saved over the years."

"Chris Brown was the director of what film? Sucker Punch"