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Joke of the Day
"""MY HERO!"" ""My hero."" --Guy who got his sandwich stolen, then saved by a stranger"
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"2015 twilight zone episode abt me wanting to get jacked so my clothes fit better but then I get so jacked they look too tight and weird"
"Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan? They had way to many chinks in their armor."
"Not sure if I want buns of steel, or buns of cinnamon."
"(Dark humor) what's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."
"Why is Rene Descartes considered a thinker? Because he is."
"I can see 4 years into the future! You can say I have 2020 vision"
"We don't have to worry about Trump having the nuclear launch codes. His hands are too small to push the button."
"Trees put cats in their hair so they can flirt with firefighters when they climb up them."
"Buddy Valastro wears too much makeup. He seriously cakes it on. aaaaaand I'm leaving so fast I forgot my shoes."