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Joke of the Day

"what sorcery is this, the iron wasnt workin, so I took it apart put it together again got left with extra parts and screws but its working??"

"Ronda Rouseys next fight has been announced! Ronda Rousey V. Crippling Depression"

"Did you hear about the drummer who fell and hit his head? He was percussed."

"[dog bites my arm off] owner: lol don't worry he's just playing"

"People will hate you, rate you, break you, and shake you. How strong you stand is what makes you.("",)"

"How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter? Tell her a joke at Christmas"

"Why are there no really good steak jokes? Because they're a rare medium well done"

"What is John Lennon's favourite donut? Strawberry Filled forever!"

"Something is always going on in the kitchen, but you never know whats cooking till the end when you eat... Is that why they call it the final supper?"

"One of the anchors on CBS Sports just referred to smoking weed as ""toking salad"" and from that alone I'll bet my life savings he's a dad"