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Joke of the Day

"Not sure if I want buns of steel, or buns of cinnamon."

"Why does the army want to only recruit married men? Because they don't want a **single** man lost!"

"I'd like a little pussy... This guy says to a girl he'd been chatting up ""I'd like a little pussy!"" She replied, ""me too...mine's as big as a house!"""

"I'm pretty certain I'll never be a serial killer, since I don't have a middle name."

"I'm drafting a plan to make more guy friends. So far all I have is ""Don't say ""super"" as often"" and ""Talk about beards."" I'm super jazzed."

"What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major."

"Why doesn't democracy work in china? Because no one wants to hold an erection."

"*wakes up drenched in sweat* WAS BINGO THE FARMER OR THE DOG?"

"What did the depressed dolphin say? I need a porpoise."

"After years of hard work and dedication, I can finally say that I have that sexy body I've always wanted. It's in my freezer."