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Joke of the Day

"Straight out of Gotham... This building, in the city I live in (in Tianjin, China) looks like it was taken straight out of Gotham City. http://imgur.com/j0RM7h3"

"Three nuns are on a bus, when a nude man with an erect penis steps on. Two of the nuns faint and the third has a stroke."

"I have a thing for women with dark hair and dark eyes, and that thing is called a penis."

"What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour? Leave it in the cow."

"I wonder what the bees inside Wilma Flintstone's vibrator talked about: ""Another fight with Fred? Looks like we're working overtime again."""

"[1st Day after wildebeests take over] I'm safe in my house [Day 7] Thought I heard clattering [Day 21] THEY CAN OPEN DOORS WITH THEIR HOOVES"

"Can someone explain why the caveman SpongeBob memes are funny? Serious question not a joke"

"What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween? They pump kin."

"I hope Jessica Biel names her first child Batmo."

"A guy walks into a bar with a bit of asphalt. He walks up to the bar tender and says 'I'll have a beer and one for the road'."