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Joke of the Day
"I hope Jessica Biel names her first child Batmo."
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"So if pro's are the opposite of con's... Then what is the opposite of progress?"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? 16, one to change the bulb, and 15 to form a support group."
"Kind of morbid (sorry) (From my uncles) Him: Have you ever fucked a dog as long as you wanted? Me: NO! Him: Why'd you stop?"
"I tried to join the local hide and seek club today But I couldn't find them"
"Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes I'll save it for your supper."
"My girlfriend has a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh When I put my ear up to it I can smell the ocean"
"My dog died... It's hair pink"
"How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Norris? *All of it.* *All of the wood.*"
"A video of my kids attempting to cut steak would make an excellent commercial for condoms."