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Joke of the Day

"Three nuns are on a bus, when a nude man with an erect penis steps on. Two of the nuns faint and the third has a stroke."

"So after the subreddit banning went down, I texted Ellen Pao asking if this was some sort of a joke. She responded ""Im SRS"""

"How to pass the Bechdel Test ""Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt."""

"what do bad sex and the heimlich maneuver have in common? Both start out with lots of excitement, but then everyone is just relieved when its over"

"What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say? That's a salt!"

"Heroin use among horses have grown But finding the evidence is like finding a needle in a haystack."

"A bad cheese joke. How did I boast to the cheese I made myself? ""Gruyere."""

"I had a rough childhood. I couldn't play with toys that required supervision I only had regular vision"

"They say laughter is the best form of medicine. Well unfortunately my insurance doesn't cover it."

"Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church? They are in-sects"