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Joke of the Day
"I have a thing for women with dark hair and dark eyes, and that thing is called a penis."
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"My girlfriend dreamt that I slept with her friend... So I tried to reassure her. I said, ""Baby. Please. That's crazy - I have never slept with your friend. Trust me, you've never even met the girl""."
"Whenever I meet a guy named Paul, I ask if it's short for Paula, then I laugh & laugh & laugh & laugh & laugh & making friends is hard. :("
"What does a drunk police officer do? Protect and swerve."
"That awkward moment when I tried starting a slow clap in the hospital after my uncle died."
"The waiter asked if I wanted any salt for my steak... I told him to pepper my angus ;)"
"If you don't like being a door mat....then get off the floor"
"3 great kings Teacher: ""Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?"" Student: "" Smo-king"", Drin-king and Fuc-king"""
"I had a dream about a woman who becomes a horse at night. It was a nightmare."
"What's the difference between ten black dicks and a black joke? (offensive) A black woman can't take a black joke."