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Joke of the Day

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."

"What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea? A dim light."

"What are a plumber's favorite shoes? Clogs"

"SMS from my girl: If ur sleeping, send me ur dreams; if ur laughing, send me ur smile; if ur crying, send me ur tears. Response: Honey I'm shitting, should I send you something?"

"What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals? The Dark Knightrogen"

"Which popstar cuts down trees? Michael LumberJackson"

"Every time I get an AIDS test, I'm convinced it's going to come back positive And every time I'm right."

"Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant? Gnocchi."

"What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again"

"What do you call a banana with a penis dildonic"