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Joke of the Day
"Why are Subway cooks called ""Sandwich Artists""? Even art majors deserve recognition"
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"""Cash or Debit?"" ""Did you just assume my tender?!"""
"I go to the gym religiously Christmas, and maybe Easter"
"""Guys. You guys. GUYS. Guys. YOU GUYS. Guys. Guys. GUYS."" - guy who discovered ice cream"
"Holy shit, FREE BANANAS at Walmart if you walk around eating them while you shop!"
"A communist a spy and a chinese walk into a bar He orders a drink."
"what's better than a dozen roses on a piano? tulips on an organ."
"How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money? Kappatalism!"
"Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I didn't see you first."
"When are the hiest's coming out? THEY ARE NOT!"