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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a joke and a pussy There's a chance you might actually get a joke."
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"Why was the feminist picnic cancelled? because nobody made sandwiches"
"MRW when I heard about the Super Fine Bros. thing that's going on. [deleted for trademark infringement]"
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