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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a joke and a pussy There's a chance you might actually get a joke."

"What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund? A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money"

"For not knowing what's going on, dogs sure look embarrassed when you watch them taking a dump."

"And now a mediocre blonde joke: what do you call a blonde who dyes her hair Artificial intelligence"

"Is that sick enough for you?! I man calls in sick to work. His boss thinks he sounds fine so he says, ""You don't sound sick."" Man, ""IM FUCKING MY SISTER! IS THAT SICK ENOUGH FOR YOU!?"""

"I've finally understood the meaning of ""politics"" It's derived from ""poly"", the Greek word for ""many"", and ""tics"", a blood sucking parasite."

"I got a 100 dollar giftcard to Kmart and now I can't decide which Kmart I want to buy."

"Blocked a someone with ""Social Media Specialist | Online Reputation Manager"" in their bio just to mess with their head. And it's douchy."

"English Teacher: So class we're going to be talking about Biased today ""So Fox News?"""

"What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9? ...I can't even..."