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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means stop ;D"
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"What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American? A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning."
"No matter how popular they get.. ... antibiotics are never going viral."
"Let's sing a Unitarian's favorite hymn. ""We gather together to gather together . . ."""
"Einstein made a theory about space ...And it was about time too."
"What is a Hindu? It lays eggs"
"What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme."
"Have you heard about the two guys who tried to steal a calendar? They each got six months"
"-I can't stand liars and fakes -You are so pretty -See? Why can't everyone be honest like you"
"""Oh, hey! I didn't even recognize you!"" means ""I saw you and tried to avoid you, but here you are."""