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Joke of the Day

"A minister was asked by a politician ""Name something the government can do to help the church."" The minister replied ""Quit making one dollar bills."""

"Note: September 2, 2010 will be 90210. Plan jokes accordingly."

"Morehead Kentucky Its ironic that marriages are now happening again in morehead Kentucky.. Normally when you get married it turns out to be less head."

"My black girlfriend told me this on our first date. What do you call 200 black people in a barn? Antique farm equipment."

"Well, it's Inauguration Day in America.... It's gonna be a great mourning."

"what's the worst part about having sex with your pets? A week later they pretend they don't even know you."

"I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday. I guess I'll never know why he so badly wanted an ex box."

"They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away Though if you don't go see your doctor regularly for checkups, you're bananas!"

"Talking with a 17 year-old who is 'living life with no regrets' reminds me of that time I got in a shouting match with a trout."

"What kind of food do zombies hate? Fast food"