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Joke of the Day

"A group of Germans walk into a BAR... after 20 rounds there are no survivors."

"Did you hear that sugar is magic? It'll make a diabetics feet dissappear!"

"Why do women wear striped bras? Because it's a ZEBRA."

"Why did the headless chicken cross the road? Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side"

"What do you call a shitty journal? A Diarrhea."

"Where does a librarian sleep? Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door."

"i put tinder on my kindle it burst into flames"

"How was copper wire invented ? One copper coin, two dwarves."

"Eating McDonald's because you're hungry is exactly like sucking dick because you're lonely That meat is no good for you and I do it about once a month"

"Why aren't there any muslim stand-up comedians? Because they keep bombing."