25634
Joke of the Day
"Whos jared fogles favorite outlaw... ...Billy the kid"
Next Joke
"If we really do live in a simulation, I think I know how they programmed global warming. They most likely used an ""Al-Gore-Ithm"""
"What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus? I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples."
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers"
"McDonald's burgers always look so great in their commercials but when you actually order one it always looks like its been sat on."
"Why is it important for pious Muslim girls to wear the hijab? So that the semen doesn't keep getting in their hair."
"What do you call four mexicans drowning? Quattro sinko."
"Are we going the right way, Yoda? Off-course, we are."
"Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair."
"*wakes up from surgery How did it go? Surgeon: Good, your nose only lit up twice"