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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers"
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"What do you call a security guard in a jumping castle? A Bouncer"
"A good way to make a car dealer uncomfortable is to say, ""Tell me if you can hear this,"" and then get in the trunk and start screaming."
"Did you hear about the tragic crash of the small plane into the cemetery? So far they've recovered 324 bodies."
"Did you hear about Tom Brady going to the whore house? He needed to deflate his balls"
"Did someone say ""purple""? Sorry, it must have been a pigment of my imagination!"
"Quit college. Become an oven. Get up to like 500 degrees."
"I think my neighbor might be stalking me because she won't stop googling me. I saw it through my telescope last night"
"what never gets old? a miscarriage."
"Why do you never play uno with a mexican? Because they will steal all the green cards."