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Joke of the Day

"If we really do live in a simulation, I think I know how they programmed global warming. They most likely used an ""Al-Gore-Ithm"""

"My favorite Yakov Smirnoff joke about the good old USSR. In America you find the party. In Russia the party finds you. Edit: in reference to the soviet party"

"She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes."

"What did the pirate captain say to the sucker fish he hired to clean his ship? Suck my *DECK*!!!"

"If Terminator had a horse, what would its name be? Termineightor I'll show myself out..."

"Where do war generals make decisions? In a think tank"

"He died doing what he loved: almost crossing the street."

"Whoever put the 'b' in subtle was a clever bastard."

"why you should never go to war against bhuddists they have respawn"

"I've just invented a new word: ""plagiarism""."