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Joke of the Day

"Just found out that umbrellas open up. I always wondered why my rain stick never kept me dry. We never stop learning do we."

"Sex Is Like A Restaurant Sometimes You Get Good Service, Sometimes Bad Service, Sometimes No Service, And Sometimes You Have To Be Happy With Self-Service"

"Did you hear about that new Jewish car? It stops on a dime, then picks it up!"

"Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg out, Put -spider hokey pokey"

"Did you hear about the man who got sick at the airport? It was a terminal illness."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck-up cunts."

"If people are going to judge me they should at least hold up scorecards so I know how I'm doing."

"Rabbits... Rabbits bang like there's no fucking tomorrow."

"I don't believe Africans poach rhinos. They don't have enough water to fill a pan that size."

"It's white, it's ceramic, and it taps on your door. Let that sink in."