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Joke of the Day
"I don't believe Africans poach rhinos. They don't have enough water to fill a pan that size."
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"If diet and exercise are not working for you, try actually dieting and actually exercising."
"Leia: *gasps* Chewbacca, you're naked! Chewbacca: *hastily puts back on his bandoleer*"
"My track record as an adult is mostly false starts, hurdles and running around in a circle."
"How do dog catchers get paid? By the Pound!"
"Michael Cera pretending to read the nutritional facts when his dad catches him struggling to open a jar of pickles"
"When people ask me if I'm working hard or hardly working, I wanna punch them in the face and ask if they're hurting hard or hardly hurting."
"To the guy who invented zero... Thanks for nothing."
"Star wars dad joke heard tonight Dad ""Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."" Me ""he's a wookie. "" Dad ""he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."""
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? ... ackhh achkghk"