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Joke of the Day

"Sex Is Like A Restaurant Sometimes You Get Good Service, Sometimes Bad Service, Sometimes No Service, And Sometimes You Have To Be Happy With Self-Service"

"Bus stop A man with three eyes, no arms and one leg is waiting at a bus stop. A bus pulls up. The driver opens the door and says, ""Eye eye eye, you look armless enough, hop on!"""

"What do you call a dinosaur having brunch? Tea-Rex"

"somewhere two teens in a love triangle are saying ""she faves you, but she RTs me"" to one another"

"Which race is the most racist? The human one."

"Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number"""

"How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq? They'll tell you."

"Dark comedy is... Like water.......not everyone gets it."

"Saw a chameleon today... must've been a really shitty chameleon."

"The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste."