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Joke of the Day
"If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question."
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"What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and ET? ET looked better, smelled better, learned English, didn't claim benefits, had his own fucking bike, and wanted to go home!"
"Drink this wine, it's the blood of Christ.Eat this bread, it's the body of Christ.Jesus pulls out hotdog, ""Now hear me out"""
"Q: What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in? A: MOVIES!"