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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in? A: MOVIES!"
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"What's the most positive thing in Africa? HIV"
"If I had two bathrooms I'd tell everyone someone died in one, I ain't tryna clean two bathrooms"
"I feel sorry for all of the atheists named Christian."
"What do you call colorful secret police? The RGB"
"What do a country singer and combination of and SNL character and Jewish Comedian have in common)? Both would be called Garth Brooks."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool. All credit goes to the apples and apples folks."
"If A Book Store Never Runs Out Of A Certain Book, Dose That Mean That Nobody Reads It, Or Everybody Reads It"
"Sleep is always the answer. Upset? Go to sleep. Not feeling well? Go to sleep. Already asleep? Stop making excuses and go to sleep harder."
"What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun? Not cool."