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Joke of the Day

"The Gay Magician Hey, Did you hear about the gay magician?........... He pulled a rabbit out of his ass!"

"TIL ~10,000 people quit smoking every year By dying. I'll ^show ^^myself ^^^out"

"Facebook: Making relationship's look better then they actually are since 2005"

"A Couple of underscores is to a couple of underscores? Ok. RT @McDonalds: #ShamrockShake is to spring as _____ is to _______."

"What's the Mexican version of the Klan? Que Que Que"

"Why did Moses part his hair? To make a path for the Israelice."

"Almir Payday 2 That is all, thank you."

"Newt Gingrich suggested there's a ""right way"" to legalize gay marriage. He also reaffirmed that there's no ""wrong way"" to eat a Reese's."

"i heard they were giving away batteries down the local discount store turns out they were free of charge."

"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [corrected] NSFW [deleted]"