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Joke of the Day
"Dude walks into a bar ...and drops dead from oxygen deprivation. It's a Mars bar."
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"saleslady: can I help you ""yes, how many leg holes do these pants have?"" saleslady: ummm just the usual two ""nice, nice"""
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