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Joke of the Day
"FOR SALE: Faulty Guitar. No strings attached."
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"Just started coaching some retarded children in football The passing isn't very good yet, but the dribbling is fantastic."
"dave chappelle as a BLACK WHITE SUPREMACIST http://www.shortform.com/chocolatethunder/weheartcomedy/dave-chappelle-black-white-supremacist"
"I used to have a height complex... But I grew out of it."
"Sorry I yelled, ""HAIL SATAN"" at your baby's baptism."
"I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, ""Well, this changes everything"""
"What's the saddest sea-creature? abalonely"
"So a Mexican sneaks across the border into America And the border patrol officer says ""Oh no not again"""
"Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it."
"There are 363 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable."