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Joke of the Day
"What's the saddest sea-creature? abalonely"
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"Didja hear about the coke dealer who retired? He didn't want to put his business in other peoples' noses anymore."
"It's really hard to balance work, family, and not caring about anything."
"Me: This painting really speaks to me. Mona Lisa: You do way too many drugs."
"What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? The same middle name."
"Saying Trump can't be an antisemite because his daughter converted to Judaism is like saying he can't be sexist because he married a woman."
"Why do jews like jail Because of all the shackles.....im terribly sorry"
"Don't be racist. It doesn't matter if you're black, asian or normal!"
"What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds? There's 20 of them"
"The problem with rich people is you're not one of them."