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Joke of the Day
"I used to have a height complex... But I grew out of it."
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"Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife? Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her"
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"Why is a divorce so damn expensive? Because it fucking worth it!"
"My girlfriend... .. is like Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar."
"Today I saw a dead baby ghost... Upon reflection, it might have been a handkerchief."
"Someone just told me ignorance and apathy are the world's two biggest problems I didn't know that, but I don't really care."
"Good news! Doctor: I have a really good news for you Mrs Johnson Woman: Well, my name is Ms Johnson Doctor: In that case, I have a really bad news for you Ms Johnson!"
"What did one suicide bomber say to the other? ""Dude, I don't think it worked."""
"What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma? People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold."