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Joke of the Day

"I used to have a height complex... But I grew out of it."

"Anti-virus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges. If they catch him I guess the trial will last 30 days."

"what do you call a rhinoceros mixed with george washington? hell if i know."

"I like my women like I like my presidents... Dead and illicit."

"I said ""My, what big eyes you have!"" Followed by ""My, what big hands you have!"" And then ""My what big teeth you have!"" My charity gig for children with disabilities did not start out well."

"If I was super religious, I'd celebrate Easter by getting nailed."

"Why are Jewish men circumcised ? Because a Jewish woman won't touch anything unless it's 50% off."

"Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom? Because he was fighting the Klingons."

"Why did Sarah fall off the swings She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there Not Sarah"

"Do you have to go to the bathroom? No You sure? Yes How about now? No Now? No [movie begins] Daddy? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD"