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Joke of the Day
"How do Buddhist monks compare interests? With zen diagrams!"
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"When I die I want to be cremated and blown in the faces of my enemies"
"What did Will Smith's toe say to his face? I am leg end."
"Why does Dr. Pepper come In cans? He's a strange dude."
"what if in airbud they put the dog in and they didnt win that coach would feel stupid"
"It's hard to take Star Trek's vision of the future seriously since everyone's not constantly on Twitter."
"Sex makes my day But anal makes my hole weak"
"What do you get when you mix a bulldog and a shih tzu? Bullshit. Works better if you say it out loud."
"Have to take my son to speech therapy.. Easier done than said"
"Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons."