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Joke of the Day

"I was raping a woman the other night and she cried out, ""Please, think of my children!"" Kinky bitch"

"I like my women how I like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke."

"My gay friend told me he loves living in Pennsylvania. He's never seen so many assholes in his life."

"Getting a red heart instead of a yellow star makes me feel like things are moving a little too fast between us."

"I fucking hate the Kool-Aid man that guy has such a punchable face"

"Not to brag, but I can still fit into my high-school girlfriend."

"A notorious card sharp was found dead last night. He'd been clubbed on the heart with a diamond spade."

"when I heard the news about Nintendo's president... it made my eye-wata"

"I hate when all the silverware is dirty and I'm down to using the giant decorative fork that hangs on the wall."

"What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message"