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Joke of the Day
"Why does Bill Clinton chew gum all the time? He has an oral fixation."
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"Why are gay men so creative? They think outside the box."
"A priest a rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"Why do birds suddenly appear/every time you are near/just like me they long to be/eating your sandwich"
"""I hope she got fat, I hope she got fat"" - me looking up an ex girlfriend on Facebook."
"My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse *but I beat her to it*"
"What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song? Rebel Rebel!"
"I'm so introverted I won't even talk to myself."
"How many Nice Guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just complement the bulb and get pissed that it won't screw"
"After watching all of M. Night Shyamalan's movies I realized the biggest twist... ...his career has been dead the whole time."