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Joke of the Day

"A drummer trips and falls on a sheep, a candy brand, and then a running faucet *Baa Dum tss*"

"What was the last thing that went through Osama Bin Ladens head before he died? I hope they're all female..."

"What do you call a German barber? Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)"

"Answer : Mrs.Claus Question : Who was the only person in history that was unhappy when Santa came early?"

"""Vodka, Sambuca, Tequila, Jager!"" I'm calling the shots."

"This has to be the worst date I have ever had. That includes the time that I accidentally answered my uncle's personal ad...."

"Boobie joke..... (slightly NSFW?) How do you describe/measure a certain amount of boobies? In 'quantitties'."

"Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego."

"What does a redneck and yeast have in common? They are both ""in-bread"" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke."

"My brother bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, ""Crick""."