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Joke of the Day

"This has to be the worst date I have ever had. That includes the time that I accidentally answered my uncle's personal ad...."

"I have some great kitchen puns. They're really pantastic."

"Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it... But those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it! **Credits to Rob Denbleyker of Cyanide & Happiness**"

"What kind of headphones did Chris Brown get Rihanna for her birthday? Beats"

"What's the longest word in English? smiles. Because there's a mile between both S."

"What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars? A bar-bee!"

"Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space? Because he was scared of vacuums!"

"""I really have no idea how to pronounce my name but I won't admit it."" Guys named Geoff."

"The Detroit Lions"

"Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter? Prose before Hose"