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Joke of the Day
"""Vodka, Sambuca, Tequila, Jager!"" I'm calling the shots."
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"Fun WWI fact: There are more crashed planes down at the bottom of the ocean than- -crashed submarines in the sky."
"A man with Alzheimer's decides he wants tell some friends a joke. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE"
"DATE: [whispering in my ear] i've got a secret ME: [also whispering] is it tacos DATE: [giggles] no ME: can it be tacos"
"Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman? You have to drop the bomb twice."
"What's the best time to go to the dentist? At toothhurty."
"What disease do basement dweller mosquitos give you? M'laria"
"I am certain my life would improve 91% if I had a British accent."
"Why did Captain Hook think Robin Williams death was funny? He likes dead-'Pan'..."
"Do you know what's the best thing about necrophilia? You don't have to bring flowers... Usually they're already there."