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Joke of the Day

"""But what about all the Positive Nancys?"" ~ a Nancy, complaining like usual"

"What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste."

"Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer? Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor"

"I still believe in love. But I also believe in sasquatch, nessy, and that I could win the lottery. So there's that...."

"I love you A man had 'I love you' tattooed on his dick. When he came home, he proudly showed his wife, who said ""there you go again, trying to put words into my mouth"""

"Guess what I did today.... i 2^3 "

"What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach? Sarah Palin"

"I just paid to have my house exorcised... But I couldn't keep up with the repayments - so my house got Repossessed."

"The new French tanks have 14 gears 13 go in reverse and 1 goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind."